Worst things ever said

I’m straight B, I did what I had to do locked up but I’m straight - W or BM age 30 Am I the only black guy out there with a small one? BM 27 Attention future wife, I love wrestling and watch Monday night Raw that’s never going to change. Single M 45 How does one become an anorexic? WF 15 I’m not racist my dad loves black porn WM 16 Sommerville Your wife was one of the most popular girls with the team during that 85 run, excuse me broo, what’s up Shelly give me a hug girl you look good!! God dam 47 BM at Villanova reunion “What’s it like being the only one of your siblings adopted?” WF 31 “You want eat that light bulb dude.” WM 22 Attention future wife. I watch cartoons and drink beer on Saturday mornings still Dear Facebook just a few years ago I took a chance on a wild card, he seemed nice enough but just a little wound up at times for me but what do you know, we have two healthy children and I’m so lucky seriously we are so fucking lucky. We’re so lucky to share this journey together never say never “How many times a year does Cinco de Mayo happen?” 26 drunk WM She has three kids six months apart WM 23 How much to shit on him? WM 30 I got an idea for an app housewife pushes a button on her phone and my homeboy comes and fucks her. Indian M24 I gave them names to they were satisfied It has protein in it! The hooker I ordered turned out to be my daughter I think my wife might be cheating on me Fuck me like a black guy Eddy! “Oh shit it’s the tickle Monster uncle Jerry run Benny!” “Why you always taken showers with us?” Camper Penn State “Atta boy bang that H like a fucken Lion kid” It’s like I always say the best way to end racism is to not talk about it – WF 38 Pavings awesome Imagine if there was a W.E.T Cahl? The uproar dude Indians love pizza Blacks love violence Jews love cream cheese I thought we were Swedish (What religion are you guys?) It’s not what you make it’s what you spend. WM Chicago 28 96’ Best things ever said I’m not racist I just hate white people WM 42 She was like my sister except for one night Guys put the guns and cocaine away guys the hookers are here! I pay them to leave in the morning c-rat not come over We do ok out here I’m a recovering Republican I’m practicing my freestyle I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick Cheney should take Bush hunting I got a point guard that can’t score a point It was a business doen pleasure Straight from the fridge cool like Fonzy Happy Sunday If you name your daughter Hannah and she ends up having dyslexia your gonna look like a genius If your gonna have a meltdown don’t nuke the town I’m batten a thousand on cocaine U know who else likes pizza? Everyone Gibby recycle it

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